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Post by ECHIV on May 17, 2008 19:08:27 GMT -6
The concept here is simple. Every day somebody posts a new joke. I will type real slow because I know some of us on here are not real quick readers. If you know a good one post it. If you don;t read someone elses and tell it like it was your own. If we get more than one joke some days I don't reckon that would be such a bad thing. I will post the first joke on the next reply and then we need just to keep it going. Feel free to comment on the jokes but remember none of us are professionals. This is a display of skill not a competition, no wagering. This is a family friendly forum so keep it clean. Jon and Linet have every right to delete jokes they deem inappropriate. Hopefully the first one I put up will not fail the test.
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Post by ECHIV on May 17, 2008 19:12:04 GMT -6
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few.'
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .
'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'.'
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Post by redmist on May 17, 2008 23:16:07 GMT -6
Hilarious
If some bureaucrats would stand to the side it would be coming sooner rather than later.
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Post by ECHIV on May 18, 2008 19:02:32 GMT -6
Hilarious If some bureaucrats would stand to the side it would be coming sooner rather than later. Seems like they are trying to make it a new vietnam that gets fought more on Capitol hill than the battlefield. This is a joke forum however. so lets try a second joke. A man I know had been feeling unappreciated by his wife so he started talking to his shrink about how to feel better about things. His shrinks advice was to go home and be assertive. He said just tell your wife what it is you want done. My friend thought this advice sounded strange but decided to try it when the shrink insisted it would work. When he got home he told his wife, I want you to know some things are going to be different around here. When I get home from work I want to relax and read the paper first thing. I don;t want to hear any griping and complaining from you. Then I want to check the sports and see how the Cubs did. After that You should have dinner ready and we can eat a nice meal in peace without hearing all about Oprah and whatever stupid soap opera you have been watching. After that I'm going to take a nice bath and get ready for bed. While I'm in the bath, guess who is going to lay out my change of clothes for me? His wife looked him square in the eye and said, "I guess that would be the undertaker."
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Post by redmist on May 20, 2008 5:35:37 GMT -6
Two men were out on the golf course spending a day away from their wives. They catch up to two women playing. After waiting for them to get finished at several holes one of the men says hes going to go and ask the women if they will step aside for a minute and let them play through.
He gets about have way and hurries back to the other guy and says, "Man, you are not going to believe this. One of those women is my wife and the other one is my mistress I've been cheating on her with."
The other guy says, "Oh, that could've been real bad. I'll go ask them so they don't see you."
He gets about half way there and hurries back. The first man asked, "What happened?"
The second guy replies, "Small world, huh."
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Post by ECHIV on May 20, 2008 8:58:24 GMT -6
Funny, Funny, Funny.
The other day my wife said it had been a while since we had a "Date night" and that she wanted to go somewhere expensive. We went to the Gas Station.
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Post by ECHIV on May 21, 2008 18:57:00 GMT -6
A man was walking by a mental hospital and there were a group of patients playing in the yard. The yard had a tall wooden fence that you couldn't look over and the patients were all having a good time shouting 13, 13, 13, 13 over and over again. The man was curious about what was going on and walked up to look through a knot hole in one of the boards. When he looked through the hole someone on the other side poked him in the eye with a stick. The patients all started shouting "14, 14, 14, 14 ...".
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